Team Sports Supporter Gifts

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Hockey Season.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Soccer Fans.

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Go Team!