Team Sports Supporter Gifts

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Hockey Season.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Soccer Fans.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Sports area vendors.

Go Team!

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."