Sporting Supporter Gifts

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Referee cop.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Theater or football.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

The game comes first...

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football fans in corona times

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."