Athletic Supporters Gifts

A pole vaulter has jumped and upon coming down the pole got stuck through her pants.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Sloth 10K.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Soccer Fans.

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."