Athlete Supporters Gifts

''I'm here for the paralytics.''

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Wilfried Zaha

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Football Sculpture.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football Blockers.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."