Athlete Supporters Gifts

''I'm here for the paralytics.''

'My feet are killing me.'

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wilfried Zaha

100k Desert Crawl

Football Sculpture.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Rugby Mad.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'