Undervalued Athlete Supporter Gifts

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Eat my dust!"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Wilfried Zaha

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

100k Desert Crawl

Football Sculpture.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'