Undervalued Athlete Supporter Gifts

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Eat my dust!"

Raheem Sterling

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Wilfried Zaha

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Football Sculpture.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Rugby Mad.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'