Quirky Athlete Supporter Gifts

"Another double-header."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Boomerang cow.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

Deregulated Baseball

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Skier.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Football Blockers.

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Let go of the pole!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The Sports Fanatic

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"