Quirky Athletic Supporter Gifts

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Boomerang cow.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The Unsportables: Relay

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Skier.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Deregulated Baseball

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Football Blockers.

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Let go of the pole!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The Sports Fanatic

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"