Quirky Athletics Admirer Gifts

Annual pea-spitting contest

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Wilfried Zaha

First Prize!

Monster Baseball

Pole Vault Rules

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Football Sculpture.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Multitasking executive dog

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Deregulated Baseball

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Rugby Mad.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Let go of the pole!'

Discus accidents.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Sergio Aguero

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Olympic Bubble