Quirky Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Track & Field & Stream

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Alternative fielding positions

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Improvised Dentistry.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Skier.

Deregulated Baseball

Ski Surfing

'Let go of the pole!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

Discus accidents.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."