Quirky Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Monster Baseball

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Skier.

Deregulated Baseball

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You better have a hunting license.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Let go of the pole!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

The Sports Fanatic

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Action shot portrait.

Olympic Bubble

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

A Good Bet.

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."