Lover Of Quirky Sports Gifts

A golfer with a curved gilf stick putts a ball around a tree

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Ski Surfing

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Action shot portrait.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

The Sports Fanatic

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

"Mr. October"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Golfer Snooker.

'Elements' sports team

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"You could have shouted Fore!"

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Mole saving a goal.

Collegiate dirt polo.