Whimsical Sports Lover Gifts

Love of the Game

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I think I've scored.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Ski Surfing

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

The Sports Fanatic

Action shot portrait.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Mr. October"

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Golfer Snooker.

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

'Elements' sports team

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

The Club Singles Duel.