Admirer Of Whimsical Sports Gifts

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Improvised Dentistry.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Ski Surfing

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The Sports Fanatic

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Golfer Snooker.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

"You could have shouted Fore!"

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Love of the Game

Rejected Olympic exhibition sports.

Collegiate dirt polo.

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!