Lover Of Sports Antics Gifts

Third base coaches during a brawl

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

"Kill the third base umpire."

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'Time out! Fish on!'