Lover Of Sports Humor Gifts

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'

'He's a stupid golfer who ignored repeated shouts of 'fore.' Go ahead and play it where it lies!'

'I think he want you to be quiet!'

'That's him in the press box. Third sportswriter from the left. Toss one up there and brush him back from his laptop...'

Golfing Accident

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

'Here we go again...'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."