Fans Of Sports Humor Gifts

Deja v?...

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The best goalie in the world!

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Bobsled Police.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'