Sports Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cat and mouse.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Pole Vault Rules

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Football heads...

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Punishment for the kicker.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.