Sports Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The best goalie in the world!

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Bobsled Police.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."