Sports Humor Lovers Gifts

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

A runner slides into home base safely by tunneling under a baseman's legs; the umpire rules that the runner is safe

"Knuckle ball. Fork ball. Fast ball. Hair ball."

The best goalie in the world!

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

'The runner was safe by a mile, but the ump called him out - and the coach went ballistic.'

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"