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'Could you help me on my grunting.'

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

A runner slides into home base safely by tunneling under a baseman's legs; the umpire rules that the runner is safe

"Knuckle ball. Fork ball. Fast ball. Hair ball."

The best goalie in the world!

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

'The runner was safe by a mile, but the ump called him out - and the coach went ballistic.'

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Punishment for the kicker.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant