Sports Humor Gifts

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

Ref shows footballer green card.

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

Ice croquet.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

Tennis player lands on the net.

Dragon brought on as substitute

'In terms you'll understand; our balloon mortgage payment is on the five yard line, it's fourth down and there are no time outs left!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'Take the penalty stroke!'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Boxer

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Diving Penguin in danger of being used as a baseball.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

...as you said, having the right caddy really does make a difference.

'When I said 'Go to your corner', I menat the one in the ring.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

The German Answer to a Hydrating Sports Drink : Non-Alcoholic Beer!

Ex-wife day at the ball park!

'We're giving all the players cigarette lighters. . . Because you lose so many matches.'

'I hope you realise that punching my colleague constitutes an abuse of an official picket line.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Truly badminton