Sports Humor Lover Gifts

'Does a paper cut from a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue count as a sports related injury?'

'Time out! Fish on!'

Football Penalties

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'

'You wouldn't be very good either if you couldn't see the ball!'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'

Pre-historic dodgeball.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Baeball Translators

'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'

Wordplay: Half Time.

'I know I act crazy sometimes, but it's not my fault. I was conceived during March Madness.'

'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

"And then there was that time you sold some group insurance to a bobsledge team."

Big Al's Sporting Goods...Stress management consultant on duty!

'tell the new athletic trainer I want to see him immediately after practice.'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'Seven seconds flat - a new world record! ... Wait. Whoa! How ironic is that? Our champion sprained her own ankle.'

'Sports drug test centre' 'Please have your feeble excuses ready'

'Tell your number seven no sliding into home!'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Bowler: 'How's that?' Umpire: 'Wasn't looking. But if 'e does it again 'e's out!'

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

Sporting goods: 'That's not very sporting of you.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Basketball team toilets.

'Hurtling downhill at breakneck speed... it's all too reminiscent of my political career.'

No Runs No Hits One Cow Left On

"His fifth comeback to the ring. . . and only his first fight!"