Sports Humor Lover Gifts

'Does a paper cut from a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue count as a sports related injury?'

'Time out! Fish on!'

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

Football Penalties

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'

'You wouldn't be very good either if you couldn't see the ball!'

'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'

'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

Baeball Translators

No Runs No Hits One Cow Left On

Bowler: 'How's that?' Umpire: 'Wasn't looking. But if 'e does it again 'e's out!'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Big Al's Sporting Goods...Stress management consultant on duty!

"And then there was that time you sold some group insurance to a bobsledge team."

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

'tell the new athletic trainer I want to see him immediately after practice.'

'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'

'Seven seconds flat - a new world record! ... Wait. Whoa! How ironic is that? Our champion sprained her own ankle.'

'Hurtling downhill at breakneck speed... it's all too reminiscent of my political career.'

Sporting goods: 'That's not very sporting of you.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Sports drug test centre' 'Please have your feeble excuses ready'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

Wordplay: Half Time.

'Tell your number seven no sliding into home!'

Basketball team toilets.

'I know I act crazy sometimes, but it's not my fault. I was conceived during March Madness.'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."

The all-muse team

"I'm sorry Larry, I'm looking for more than just a lefty specialist."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement