Sports Humor Aficionado Gifts

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'Why have you brought an extra pair of trousers?' - 'In case I get a hole in one.'

'Oh great! I suppose that's our only ball on board!'

',,,And make it look like an accident,'

'And remember: no more errors or you'll be joining Daniel in the snake pit...'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt!'

"Sorry, sir, but that's not what 'Pro Shop' means!"

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"

'Whatever you do, don't turn round.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'I feel like punching him!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Golf Course - Quiet Please - "Just for a few minutes Miss."

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Gym Monkeys Ruining Rugby.

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

No bowling shirt - No bowling shoes - No bowling

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

The best goalie in the world!

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"