Sports Humor Aficionado Gifts

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'Why have you brought an extra pair of trousers?' - 'In case I get a hole in one.'

'Oh great! I suppose that's our only ball on board!'

',,,And make it look like an accident,'

'And remember: no more errors or you'll be joining Daniel in the snake pit...'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt!'

"Sorry, sir, but that's not what 'Pro Shop' means!"

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"

'Whatever you do, don't turn round.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'I feel like punching him!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Golf Course - Quiet Please - "Just for a few minutes Miss."

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Gym Monkeys Ruining Rugby.

Wait for it. Here it comes. They've broken the huddle. My heart be still

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

No bowling shirt - No bowling shoes - No bowling

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Cat and mouse.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

The best goalie in the world!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"