Sports Humor Fan Gifts

'Advantage' (Tennis player has huge racket).

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Prisoners playing croquet with their ball and chain.

Footballer being triped up during fair play awards.

'At least, this referee must be impartial, right?'

'Cricket - Drawn with a stump by Dumb-Crambo Junior.'

'Uh-oh! Here comes another Plastic Brit!'

Whiffle Ball Golf.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Bird steals the football.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

Dr. Davies would be glad to see the end of the Commonwealth Games.

'Disqualify him. He didn't let go.'

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'

"He's not sure if it's safe. Can he do three single jumps instead?"

'Now that's what I call an overhand right!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"He's not much at tennis, but pretty good at jumping the net."

Hunters vs. Gatherers

'Here we go again...'

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

"First of all, 'Leave it all on the field' is just a saying."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

Ex-wife day at the ball park!

Archery

"You have to give him back to his team once you're through playing with him!"