Sporting Humor Fan Gifts

Rugby scrum.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat