Humorous Sports Fan Gifts

Modern Football

'Gentlemen, you've been making too many errors, so today we're going to review the fundamentals...'

What I always say - don't be irreverent to God and mother nature!

Fairway trolls.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat