Humorous Sports Fan Gifts

Modern Football

'Gentlemen, you've been making too many errors, so today we're going to review the fundamentals...'

What I always say - don't be irreverent to God and mother nature!

Fairway trolls.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'