Funny Sports Fan Gifts

'Found it!'

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The Unsportables: Relay

'Here we go again...'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Deregulated Baseball

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'Let go of the pole!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'