Funny Sports Fan Pillows

'Found it!'

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Monster Baseball

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Deregulated Baseball

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Let go of the pole!'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."