Humor In Sports Fan Pillows

I know he's horrid, but you're still out.

False starts.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Skate or die."

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Ref shows footballer green card.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat