Humor In Sports Fan Pillows

I know he's horrid, but you're still out.

False starts.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Skate or die."

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat