Sporting Humor Fan Pillows

Rugby scrum.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Pole Vault Rules

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"