Comedy Sports Fan Gifts

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Golf and tennis.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Andrew tried everything to avoid getting sacked. He tried staying in the pocket. He tried rolling out of the pocket...

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."