Comic Sports Fan Gifts

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football players huddle and one has a really long name.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Here we go again...'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Boxers vs. Briefs

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"Kill the third base umpire."