Comic Sports Fan Pillows

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football players huddle and one has a really long name.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Here we go again...'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Why are you dressed like a British lawyer? The term is barrister, but it doesn't surprise me you don't know that. In fact, it helps me make the case I'm here to prove today: That you're a meathead because you suffered concussions playing football. That's ridiculous. Hold on! Let your counsel represent you. I want to be fair. Counsel? Never mind. He seems to have no comment.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'