Sports Comic Enthusiast Pillows

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

Danny plants his feet and draws the charging foul.

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Champions biting their medals

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Prison Croquet Team

"Keep your shape at the back...."