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Cheating Golf Player.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Free Speech has heavy price.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"

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'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'