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Cheating Golf Player.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Cat and mouse.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Football heads...

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Glenn Hoddle

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

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