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Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.