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Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Cat and mouse.

Pole Vault Rules

The best goalie in the world!

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Football heads...

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'