Sports Humor Connoisseur Pillows

England cricket team drawing

"Another tragic case of work-related injuries."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The best goalie in the world!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'