Humorous Sports Enthusiast Pillows

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Cat and mouse.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Pole Vault Rules

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Football Boomerang.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'