Humorous Sports Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Football heads...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

Football Boomerang.

'Must be that new 3D football.'