Humorous Sports Lovers T-Shirts

Mickey's on fire at the moment.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"Kill the third base umpire."

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'