Humorous Sports Lovers Mugs

Mickey's on fire at the moment.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The best goalie in the world!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"Kill the third base umpire."

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'