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"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

"Kill the third base umpire."

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'