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Shotput is used to extract tooth.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

Boomerang cow.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Pole Vault Rules

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'