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Tuesdays on ESPN! The iron man national mattress jousting games.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

Improvised Dentistry.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The Unsportables: Relay

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Ski Surfing

Skier.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Deregulated Baseball

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Let go of the pole!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Discus accidents.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Olympic Bubble

The Sports Fanatic

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday