Quirky Sports Aficionado Prints

Tuesdays on ESPN! The iron man national mattress jousting games.

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Improvised Dentistry.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Skier.

Ski Surfing

Deregulated Baseball

Discus accidents.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Let go of the pole!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The Sports Fanatic