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Skier.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

The Unsportables: Relay

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Footballer and Bacteria.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Monster Baseball

Football player taking the ball home.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

Deregulated Baseball

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Curling Rocks!

'Let go of the pole!'

Discus accidents.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The Sports Fanatic

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."