Quirky Sports Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Shotput is used to extract tooth.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Boomerang cow.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The best goalie in the world!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Here we go again...'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'