Athletic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

Man stands in shotput circle, throwing sticks for dogs.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'