Athletic Humor Lover Pillows

First Shot Discus Thrower

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Football Violence

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat