Athletic Joke Lover Pillows

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

Pete Sampras

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Cat and mouse.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Football Violence

'Go deep.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Hot dog.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Martina Hingis

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'

First Shot Discus Thrower

'Are you a football fan?'