Athletic Joke Lover Gifts

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Football Violence

'Go deep.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Are you a football fan?'

First Shot Discus Thrower

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."